How not to masturbate, please.. won't someone think of the children!?![views:2333][posts:2]______________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 1:04pm - the_reverend ""] http://www.moonmac.com/Mormon_masturbation.html |
| ______________________________ [Jan 25,2007 1:06pm - Yeti ""] those who do not masturbate will suffer a slow demise as their testicles expand to the size of a watermelon, and explode in a torrent of mutated, unused sperm bent on fertilizing the dead. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 25,2007 1:09pm - xanonymousx ""] "19. In very severe cases it may be necessary to tie a hand to the bed frame with a tie in order that the habit of masturbating in a semi-sleep condition can be broken. This can also be accomplished by wearing several layers of clothing which would be difficult to remove while half asleep." wow.... |